No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Pooping to opera.
I think i got beer on your cat.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
