Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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