That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
should my penis look like a turkey
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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