Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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