I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
its not stalking. its research.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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