i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
