She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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