Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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