There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
