ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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