big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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