Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
ok first of all what the fuck
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