How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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