Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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