Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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