two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
