you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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