That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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