So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
