My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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