About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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