There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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