So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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