Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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