$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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