I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
