If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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