marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
In America we eat man semen.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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