The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Apparently you make a good broom.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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