so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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