now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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