Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Never underestimate the power of titties
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