wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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