Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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