And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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