Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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