Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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