sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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