I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
do nipples grow back?
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