when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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