Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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