lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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