and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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