It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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