She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Damn victory sex feels great
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
that is very illegal...i love you.
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