nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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