Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
