Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think your dad took our porno
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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