So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
