I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
